Burpee Funny Quotes & Sayings

I don't know what a guy needs to do to impress a girl these days. — Jeff Kinney

People of Haiti, I am the heir to the political philosophy, the doctrine and the revolution which my late father incarnated as president-for-life [and] I have decided to continue his work with the same fierce energy and the same intransigence. — Jean-Claude Duvalier

I cannot claim to thoroughly enjoy coaching, because it is very hard work if you are even moderately conscientious. Nevertheless it does provide a degree of satisfaction - not to mention a steady income, which is why I do it occasionally. — Nigel Short

Be yourself and you'll discover a world of surprises, mysteries and strengths. — Dee Dee Artner

Principle of "Christian love": it insists upon being well paid in the end. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Theater has an incredible capacity to move people to social change, to address issues, to inspire social revolution. — Eve Ensler

Grandparents get older and they can't do things for themselves anymore. I'm gonna struggle with that. Because I hate depending on people to do anything for me. — Blake Griffin

A modicum of discord is the very spice of courtship. — Nicolas Chamfort

People aren't things to be molded; they are lives to be unfolded. And that's what true leaders do. They unfold the lives of others and help them reach their God-given potential. — Rick Warren