Burn After Reading Funny Quotes & Sayings

So here at last were the first lines of the story that was later to come clear, a story of spite and bigotry, too mean and petty to be called tragedy, but tragic for all that. — Mary Stewart

The Constitution was never meant to prevent people from praying, it's declared purpose was to protect their freedom to pray — Ronald Reagan

the remark of a Middlesex Regiment officer in 1918. "Intelligence services," the man had said, "are prone to looking up their own arses and wondering why it's dark. — David Downing

I think in my mother tongue. That's Hindi. — Anupam Kher

Ginger Rogers was one of the worst, red-baiting, terrifying reactionaries in Hollywood. — Joseph Losey

Seen too much, and from what Dad had mentioned, Dust had done too much to solve his seeing too much. — Katie McGarry

Good' crystallised ... breeds arrogance and hostility — Steve Hagen

Little kids talk about the strangest things. They really do. — Stephen Chbosky

Good artists exist simply in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are. A great poet, a really great poet, is the most unpoetical of all creatures. But inferior poets are absolutely fascinating. — Oscar Wilde

To replace bricks with bricks is restoration," he said. "But to replace bricks with hewn stone is defiance. To rebuild what was destroyed is restoration, but to boast of rebuilding stronger and greater than before is defiance. — Jonathan Cahn