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Let's see... "Advanced Flanking Theory", by U.R. Skrood. "Fighting on the Grid", by Minnie Churse. "Moving on Diagonals", by Wun and Ahaff. Ah ha! Here it is: "Attacks of Opportunity Explained", by Ben Dover and Taye Kitt. — Rich Burlew

Durkon: You're only saying that because you don't want the world to end.
Roy: Of course I'm only saying that because I don't want the world to end. This is not an otherwise common topic of conversation . — Rich Burlew

Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies! — Rich Burlew

Things aren't always as they appear. I've been believing things to be a certain way because I want them to be that way. I build up illusions in my head. — Brett Dennen

Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood. — Rich Burlew

Ayahuasca is a brew that's made from the vine, which is the hallucinogenic element. And then there's also this leaf from a bush. And the vine is supposed to be the masculine and the bush is supposed to be the feminine, and this female shaman did a tea drinking ceremony with us, where we drank Wyoosa. And the intention was to go and find pieces of your soul that were missing and bring them back to your body so you could live more fully with yourself and it's called soul retrieval. — Larkin Grimm

It has cost them but a moment to cut off that head; but a hundred years will not be sufficient to produce another like it. — Joseph-Louis Lagrange

All things as they move toward God are beautiful, and they are ugly as they move away from Him. — A.W. Tozer

One had to know Plato personally to appreciate the love he suppressed puritanically for the music, poetry, and drama he censured in his philosophy and censored in his model communities. They moved him too deeply. — Joseph Heller

I think I just had an evilgasm. — Rich Burlew

It is true that the present is powerfully shaped by the past. But it is also true that ... insight at any age keeps us from singing the same sad songs again. — Judith Viorst

Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument. — Rich Burlew

You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much. — Rich Burlew

You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up. — Rich Burlew

We've invested millions of dollars in tourism. Now they're trying to industrialize and pollute the ocean. It doesn't make any sense to me at all. — John Scott

I try not to pass judgment on anyone, and I wish they wouldn't pass it on me. — Mary Beth Whitehead

Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen. — Rich Burlew

Look at her. She does blossom under kindness. Just like a rose, opening her petals. — Sylvain Reynard

You should have seen the look on your skull... — Rich Burlew

So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!! — Rich Burlew

'Haunted by the past' is a commonplace phrase because it's a commonplace experience. Even if one is not, strictly speaking, 'haunted', the past is perpetually with one in the present, and the longer it grows and the further it recedes the stronger its presence seems to become. — Philip Roth

Sacrificing minions: is there any problem it CAN'T solve? — Rich Burlew

It turns out I had this huge geeky safety net out there that I didn't know about this whole time, made up of people who have been reading my comic for nine years but never contacted me. — Rich Burlew

I think there were some dubious feelings about it, that the first 'Scarface' would not be surpassed by the second 'Scarface.' We were wrong; it surpassed it. The acting talent, the cinematography - we were propelled into a real class action film. Long after I kick the bucket, it'll be played. — Robert Loggia

And Larry Burlew was a slug. She'd join the Foreign Legion before she'd marry Larry Burlew. — Janet Evanovich

You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my family. — Rich Burlew

Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits... — Rich Burlew

Fabricating answers to unanswerable questions is the domain of religion. A deity model is not the default alternative to a scientific mystery. — Graham Kendall

I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. — Rich Burlew

I wanted to write about the Korean War, but I had no entry into it that made the kind of sense it needs to make for a novelist. — Chang-rae Lee

Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied. — Rich Burlew

A man is morally free when ... he judges the world, and judges other men, with uncompromising sincerity — George Santayana

thog no girly-orc, thog manly-orc who just happens to like figure skating! — Rich Burlew

Miko: You would stand between me and this evil murderer?
Hinjo: I'll stand between any two murderers I wish, thanks. — Rich Burlew

No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid. — Rich Burlew

As for now, we must not forget who would have to exchange the land? those villages which live more than others on irrigation, on orange and fruit plantations, in houses built near water wells and pumping stations, on livestock and property and easy access to markets. — Moshe Sharett