Bunty Funny Quotes & Sayings

It is my deliberate opinion that the one essential requisite of human welfare in all ways is scientific knowledge of human nature. — Harriet Martineau

Look at how many great actors or entertainers have been lost to the world because they did a performance one night and that was it. With film, you capture that, it's shown all over the world and it's there forever. — Michael Jackson

God, you're beautiful," he murmured.
Somehow that made her even madder. "You are such a dick. Guys like you don't find girls like me beautiful." Spitting fire, she glared up at him.
He leaned into her, loving the way her eyes widened in awareness. "Guys like me?"
"Yes." She slapped both hands against his chest and shoved, snarling when he didn't move an inch. "Guys who spend hours in the gym, probably only eat protein, look like action movie stars, and probably date models who weigh three pounds."
He frowned. "What's wrong with protein?"
"Nothing," she shouted.
Somehow he'd made her so angry she'd stopped making any sense. "Your beauty isn't exactly a matter of opinion, darlin'. You're stunning."
"Stop playing with me," she almost growled.
"I haven't started playing with you, and when I do, you'll fucking know it," he shot back, — Rebecca Zanetti

find the right words for your troubles, and your troubles become half-joys. — Robert Aickman

Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide. — Ljupka Cvetanova

To clarify, the issue isn't that I'm too fat, it's that I'm too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT! — Casey Wilson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. — John Bowring

But the true discipline is to remain committed, throughout the whole of one's life, to waking up from the dream of the self. — Sam Harris

They can see how permanent all the moments are, and they can look at any moment that interests them. It is just an illusion we have here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Courteous treatment will make a customer a walking advertisement. — James Cash Penney

Alas, human vices, however horrible one might imagine them to be, contain the proof (were it only in their infinite expansion) of man's longing for the infinite; but it is a longing that often takes the wrong route. It is my belief that the reason behind all culpable excesses lies in this depravation of the sense of the infinite. — Charles Baudelaire

Reality and Fiction are different in that fiction has to make sense. — Ray Bradbury