Bunburyist Algernon Quotes & Sayings

How, given the canine teeth and close-set eyes that declare the human animal to be a predator, had we come up with the notion that oat bran is more natural to eat than chicken? — Valerie Martin

Was you born this fucking dumb, Milly-Fox, or do you practice every Dixieme? — Sarah Monette

I wouldn't know what normal people do," she said, and curled her head down until it was resting on his chest, his heartbeat music to her ears. — Sarah Noffke

This ghastly state of things is what you call Bunburying, I suppose?
Algernon. Yes, and a perfectly wonderful Bunbury it is. The most wonderful Bunbury I have ever had in my life.
Jack. Well, you've no right whatsoever to Bunbury here.
Algernon. That is absurd. One has a right to Bunbury anywhere one chooses. Every serious Bunburyist knows that. — Oscar Wilde

Sometimes I cross my own line ... it's how I know I still have one. — Daniel Tosh

I just had an operation for piles - all my troubles are behind me. — Ken Brett