Bumblefug Quotes & Sayings

They say that if you're good at something, never do it for free. But who would pay me to make bad jokes? — Caleb Eversole

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master. — Bobby Darin

It's ironic, isn't it, that one day you're one of the most conservative members, and then some individual gets mad at you, and they decide to throw millions of dollars against you because you didn't vote exactly the way they want every day. — James Lankford

I lied for years and years. And the thing about lies and secrets is that they eat you alive from the inside. I would not wish that pain on anyone. — Tyler Hamilton

Painting and illustration cannot be mixed - one cannot merge from one into the other. — N. C. Wyeth

If only he could be alone in his room working, he thought, among his books. That was where he felt at his ease. — Virginia Woolf

Well, while you were in the bathroom, I sat down at this picnic table here in Bumblefug, Kentucky, and noticed that someone had carved that GOD HATES FAG, which, aside from being a grammatical nightmare, is absolutely ridiculous. So I'm changing it to 'God Hates Baguettes.' It's tough to disagree with that. Everybody hates baguettes. — John Green

Thank you to BBC6 Music and Something Else for the opportunity to broadcast my corner of electronic and alternative music across the airwaves for the last 6 years. # RIP6MIX — Erol Alkan

Happiness Is A Warm Gun not about heroin. A gun magazine was sitting there with a smoking gun on the cover and an article that I never read inside called 'Happiness Is a Warm Gun.' I took it right from there. I took it as the terrible idea of just having shot some animal. — John Lennon

When you go up in the ranking, for sure you have more friends. — Stan Wawrinka

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. — John Wayne

When I fuck you, Mr. Day, it will not be briefly. It will be long and hard and extremely thorough. I'm going to take pains with you. — K.J. Charles

That nation is proudest and noblest and most exalted which has the greatest number of really great men. — Sinclair Lewis

Come on, I'm not going to bite you. I'm not a vampire. — J.M. Darhower

When you expect a man to create your world of dreams, you fall into the doctrine against women and strengthen what we are supposed to fight back and demolish. — Namrata Kumari