Buldum Alt Quotes & Sayings

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose. — Kourtney Kardashian

I'm going to go pee. If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. — John Scalzi

Life can be long or short, it all depends on how you choose to live it. it's like forever, always changing. for any of us our forever could end in an hour, or a hundred years from now. you can never know for sure, so you'd better make every second count. what you have to decide is how you want your life to be. if your forever was ending tomorrow, is this how you'd want to have spent it? — Sarah Dessen

Words contain the "souls" or minds of people in the past; as such, they tell the story of consciousness. — Philip Zaleski

My words are unerring tools of
destruction, and I've come unequipped with the ability to disarm them. — Maggie Stiefvater

Those who can't do, teach. And, as Woody Allen says, those who can't teach, teach gym. And, as I say, those who can't teach gym become experts. That's who we look to for answers these days-the people telling you how to make your marriage work. Men telling women how to raise their self-esteem. The only thing that cures everything is talking to people who have the same problem you do. The rest is just a moneymaking bullshit scheme that some asshole is getting rich on. — Roseanne Barr

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. — Rodney Dangerfield

According to my principles, every master has his true and certain value. Praise and criticism cannot change any of that. Only the work itself praises and criticizes the master, and therefore I leave to everyone his own value. — Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach

What the four seasons of the year mean to the European, the one season of monsoon means to the Indian. — Khushwant Singh

Have fun. Do something nobody else had done before, or has done since. — Paul Prudhomme

All music is dance music. But when people think of dance music, they think of techno or just house. Anything you can dance to is dance music. I don't care if it's classical, funk, salsa, reggae, calypso; it's all dance music. — Afrika Bambaataa

All the sudden high-impact stress can really take a toll on your body. So if you still want to be active and get in a good workout, go to a yoga class or pilates class, or get in some strength and conditioning. — Sophia Bush