Bugles In The Afternoon Quotes & Sayings

Western Nebraska is the only place in all my travels where I have seen the dust blowing and the rain falling at the same time. — Poe Ballantine

I can't stand wearing the same clothes all day. It makes me insane. I like to dress for the afternoon and for dinner. — Dita Von Teese

Don't rely on others to show you the way. Carry your own map. — Sir David Baird, 1st Baronet

I will use every choice you make for the ultimate good and the most loving outcome. — William Paul Young

There are no meaningless details in the Bible. — Moroaswi Tumiso Victor

HYSTERICAL HISTORY Bumping into Vincent O'Neil makes me think about what Uncle Frankie said. I need new material for Boston, not Vincent's stale and stinky fart jokes from The Big Book of Butt Bugles and Blampfs. So I keep my eyes open for new concepts to work out as I go to history class that afternoon. We're supposed to give a presentation on our favorite president. I chose Millard Fillmore. Why? Because nobody else will. Plus, his name is funny. Who knows? Maybe I'll get a whole bit out of him for Boston. I roll to the front of the class and prop a portrait of President Fillmore on the flip-chart easel. "Millard Fillmore was the thirteenth president of the United States. Born in January 1800, he was named after a duck. No, I'm sorry. That was his brother Mallard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore was the last member of the Whig Party to ever hold the office of president. Probably because they all wore wigs. — James Patterson

The ocean is a central image. It is the symbolism of a great journey. — Enya