Bugari U Quotes & Sayings

My ears perked up like a dog's again when she spoke and pointed in the general direction of the chick that smelled of Slim Jims.
I hope I don't start barking.
"Oh, please, like she doesn't know about the smell of meat products wafting from her lady parts. I think she rubs bologna down there to attract men. Lunch meat is her sex pheromone."
The brunette shook her head in irritation. "If I do a shot, will you please stop talking about Jade's disgusting vagina and never, ever use the word meat product in a sentence?"
"Woof!"
Three sets of eyes all turned to look at me.
"Did I just bark out loud?"
Three heads bobbed up and down in unison. — Tara Sivec

Ever to confess you're bored
means you have no
Inner Resources. — John Berryman

All men are sinners, Eleanor. The greater the man, the greater the sins. — Helena P. Schrader

All of a sudden I'm an actor, and I spend a decade trying to fit in and realising that I didn't, really. Sometimes in the right circumstances, with the right people, it felt OK. But other times it was a bit more jobbing. I didn't fit the mould, somehow. — Paddy Considine

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. — Oscar Wilde

I think if one wants to be in a continual state of insanity one should stay married to that writing partner. — Barry Mann

Purchasing and downloading a book on to your e-reader won't necessarily protect it from disappearing. — Jonathan Zittrain

Water is life, and clean water means health. — Audrey Hepburn

I have no image of myself in the hole; only a black square filled with nothing, a square like a door. Perhaps the square is empty; perhaps it's only a marker, a time marker that separates the time before it from the time after. The point at which I lost power. — Margaret Atwood