Buffy The Vampire Slayer Xander Quotes & Sayings

Memory is a poet, not a historian. — Paul Geraldy

It's good to work for someone else. Because then you appreciate it more when you are an entrepreneur. — Matt Mullenweg

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

To read makes our speaking English good. — Joss Whedon

Women, after all, gentlemen,' said the enthusiastic Mr. Snodgrass, 'are the great props and comforts of our existance. — Charles Dickens

Xander Harris: Just when you think you know a guy he robs a mass grave and takes off. — Diana G. Gallagher

Like your gut, you will find more likes to yourself — Dr. V. V. Rao

Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red. — Christopher Golden

Anya: I don't understand how this all happens. How we go through this. I mean, I knew her, and then she's- There's just a body, and I don't understand why she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid. It's mortal and stupid. And-and Xander's crying and not talking, and-and I was having fruit punch, and I thought, well, Joyce will never have any more fruit punch ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why. — Joss Whedon

Six a.m.!" Xander cried. "I know that's a number on my clock, but I've never actually been awake to personally witness it! — Alice Henderson

Messi is the Mozart of football. — Zinedine Zidane

Boys", Buffy hissed through clenched teeth, "being quiet is an important part of sneaking."
"Oh, sorry", Xander said, reducing his voice to a whisper.
"Besides, ritual sacrifice is a religious rite", Giles went on quietly. "They wouldn't sacrifice just anyone at random. It's far more likely they'd suspect you of being a Roman spy scouting for the invasion and just outright kill you".
"Oh great! Great! Way to be encouraging Giles. And I suppose you'll just watch that happen, in your Watchery way. — Alice Henderson