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Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Anonymous

Three years after the United States ended the space shuttle program, the American space agency today announced the return of "human space flight to U.S. soil." NASA has chosen two spaceships, the Boeing CST-100 and SpaceX Dragon version 2, to bring American astronauts to the International Space Station. The program will cost $6.8 billion. — Anonymous

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling

I smell guilt. There is a stench of guilt upon the air.
I see you all, whole and healthy, with your powers intact - such prompt appearances! - and I ask myself ... why did this band of wizards never come to the aid of their master, to whom they swore eternal loyalty? And I answer myself, they must have believed me broken, they thought I was gone. They slipped back among my enemies, and they pleaded innocence, and ignorance, and bewitchment ...
And then I ask myself, but how could they have believed I would not rise again? They, who knew the steps I took, long ago, to guard myself against mortal death? They, who had seen proofs of the immensity of my power in the times when I was mightier than any wizard living? And I answer myself, perhaps they believed a still greater power could exist, one that could vanquish even Lord Voldemort ... perhaps they now pay allegiance to another ... — J.K. Rowling

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By T. S. Eliot

Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. — T. S. Eliot

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Ruta Sepetys

Paint it as you see it,' he had said in his lifetime. 'Even if it's a sunny day but you see darkness and shadows. Paint it as you see it — Ruta Sepetys

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Eddie McClintock

Anytime you spend 15 or 16 hours a day with someone, five days a week for six months, that's more time than some people spend with their own families, so it does affect the dynamic between the actors. — Eddie McClintock

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Pietros Maneos

Until the blood from my pen runs dry, I shall worship the Greek body, the Greek mind, and the Greek soul.
Until my tears land upon Greek soil, I shall forever live in exile. — Pietros Maneos

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Gautama Buddha

Whatever the hateful do to the hateful, or an enemy to an enemy, worse is the harm of a misguided mind directed at oneself. — Gautama Buddha

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Kevin Powers

I feel like I'm being eaten from the inside out and I can't tell anyone what's going on ... — Kevin Powers

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Rainbow Rowell

It's impolite to stare, you know, even at your friends."
"Are we friends?" I asked her. More surprised than anything else.
"I'm helping you with your lesson, aren't I?"
She was. She'd just helped me shrink a football to the size of a marble.
"I thought you were helping me because I'm thick," I said.
"Everyone's thick," she replied. "I'm helping you because I like you. — Rainbow Rowell

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Lisa Kessler

No room in my world for drama, and the last thing I needed was more death. This beautiful woman would bring me both. — Lisa Kessler

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Larry Niven

The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it. — Larry Niven

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By William Sloane Coffin

Socrates had it wrong; it is not the unexamined but finally the uncommitted life that is not worth living. — William Sloane Coffin

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By William Pitt

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. — William Pitt

Buffy Summers Funny Quotes By Cari Silverwood

My revulsion kicked in. Sexual domination, sure. Dishes, housework, even cooking for a man, all these for some weird reason repulsed me. — Cari Silverwood