Buffy Checkpoint Quotes & Sayings

I am on Team Drunk Lady, obviously. — Jami Attenberg

When people laugh at me, they are not laughing in the way that they normally would at a comedian. They are laughing with relief, because the truth has been spoken, and political correctness has not strangled this particular gigastar. — Barry Humphries

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school. — Wayne Knight

The media, the polls and our legislatures fortunately have short attention spans. — John Gutfreund

What did you discover about the shooter?" Jude asked as he struggled to sit upright.
"Once I spotted him on the rooftop, I ran up the back stairs to follow him. He was long gone, but he left something behind," Sussex said.
"Oh?"
"Yes, I'll take it upon myself to investigate it."
Jude opened his eyes, his stare focused on the duke. "Do you need my help?"
Alynwick snorted. "A soiled dove with a broken wing," he drawled. "What use would you be?"
Jude grumbled, "I'll be fine by the morning. — Charlotte Featherstone

The human body is not designed to be sedentary. — Steven Magee

He felt that now over his every word, his every deed, there was a judge, a judgment, which was dearer to him than the judgments of all the people in the world. He spoke now, and along with his words he considered the impression his words would make on Natasha. He did not deliberately say what would be please her, but whatever he said, he judged himself from her point of view. — Leo Tolstoy

Realism is more important than the sentiment of the picture. — Edgar Degas

Find the heroism within yourself to play out the hand you've been dealt.
The universe never sets a challenge that can't be met. — Darren Shan