Buffoons For President Quotes & Sayings

The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity. — Friedrich Nietzsche

To act choicelessly is to act in accord with the situation. If someone throws a rock, you duck. — Rami M. Shapiro

Rattle me out of bed early, set me going, give me as short a time as you like to bolt my meals in, and keep me at it. Keep me always at it, and I'll keep you always at it, you keep somebody else always at it. There you are with the Whole Duty of Man in a commercial country. — Charles Dickens

I loved to write; in my late teens I had a 'zine. But it wasn't until I went back to school, later on in my 20s, that I actually saw that I had writing talent. — Sonja Sohn

Be careful about Burma. Most people cannot remember whether it was Siam and has become Thailand, or whether it is now part of Malaysia and should be called Sri Lanka. — Alexander Cockburn

For me acting is a passion and an art, and always will only be that. I don't have any rules when it comes to acting. I'll do anything. But it depends on the script. Either I'll have passion for the project or I won't. It's got to fuel me. — Shailene Woodley

The Atonement of Jesus Christ and the healing it offers do much more than provide the opportunity for repentance from sins. The Atonement also gives us the strength to endure 'pains and afflictions and temptations of every kind,' because our Savior also took upon Him 'the pains and the sicknesses of his people' (Alma 7:11). Brothers and sisters, if your faith and prayers and the power of the priesthood do not heal you from an affliction, the power of the Atonement will surely give you the strength to bear the burden. — Dallin H. Oaks

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions — Criss Jami

Chess is a contributor to net human unhappiness, since the pleasure of victory is greatly exceeded by the pain of defeat. — William Hartston

God works according to the law of gradual growth, so don't be discouraged if your progress seems slow, — Joyce Meyer

But if true love carries any weight with you, you can be certain Miss Suellen will be rich in that if nothing else. — Margaret Mitchell

Boredom slays more of existence than war. — Norman Mailer