Buffoonishly Quotes & Sayings

I want to be around when Newcastle win a trophy because I want to see this place lift off. It will be one hell of a party for a long time. — Alan Shearer

Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I've got to live with these fuckers for the rest of my life, I thought. — Charles Bukowski

They'd tried, him and Snow. They'd tried and they'd failed, and that felt so much better than not having tried at all. — Stephen Deas

You hear people mention being in love. It's like a sickness I've never had. — Ron Hansen

If it doesn't come through the Internet, it's not really compelling to me. — Pete Cashmore

My family life and my ideals, my commitment to the community and to other people - all people - has been improved. I think less about myself and more about my community today. — Andre Braugher

In the pursuit of education, individual desire is more influential than institution, and personal faith more forceful than faculty. — Russell M. Nelson

He who olny does not appreciate floral beauty is to be pitied like any other man who is born inperfect. It is a misfortune not unlike blindness. — Henry Ward Beecher

Step 1: Decide What Capital Market You're In For the sake of clarity, I will introduce some new terminology. When you are acquiring career capital in a field, you can imagine that you are acquiring this capital in a specific type of career capital market. There are two types of these markets: winner-take-all and auction. In a winner-take-all market, there is only one type of career capital available, and lots of different people competing for it. — Cal Newport

A washing machine needs constant maintenance. It doesn't want any harm. It wants tranquility, and you need someone to - you're not going to harm it by continuously monitoring it and adjusting it. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

No health care for poor kids? You know, I thought something like that was only done by cartoon villains. You're (Pres. Bush) slowly going from being Nixon to Mr. Burns. — Jon Stewart

Look at these clowns ...
-Hand picked monkeys.
What's wrong with this scene?
-Everything. — Jose N. Harris