Buffoonish Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Don't fret none, darlin'. I got your back."
"You said that in Budapest. I still have the scars, too. — Shelly Laurenston

Painters are noted for being dissipated and wild. — William Blake

In the papers this morning: 'Police closing in on Ian Holloway.' Sorry, it's 'Palace closing in on Ian Holloway.' — Alan Brazil

I just know that I'm not willing to let anything happen to you. When Nynia died, I was so lost and cold, and I haven't been warm since. Not until I felt your hands on me. The only way I've been able to cope without you is to bury what I feel, but I can't seem to do that anymore. When I'm with you all I can do is feel and need. (Talon) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Most companies are very quick to hire and slow to fire, when really it should be the other way around. — Tony Hsieh

I'd want to have a fair moderator. I thought that Mitt Romney was treated very unfairly in the third debate [in 2012]. — Donald Trump

Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens. — Russell Simmons

You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home — Bob Dylan

Kisses are but like sands of gold and silver, found upon the ground which are not worth much themselves but as they promise a mine near too be dig'd. — Theresa Villiers