Budget 2015 Funny Quotes & Sayings

The magic that you find in surf music, I think, is really timeless. You know, when I was very young, I was in a surf band. Surf music is an instrumental music that still means a lot to me, not in an nostalgic way, but as something that really gets to the heart of the guitar itself. — John Zorn

Time is the most valuable commodity we have to offer the world. Don't be afraid to share. — Mark W. Boyer

Once I got started acting I loved it. — Jack Nicholson

To divine the course of world events, you'd do as well to probe the entrails of dead animals. Better still, ask your hairstylist. She will be at least as insightful and probably more entertaining a prophet than anyone you can read in Foreign Affairs or the op-ed page of the Washington Post. — Andrew Bacevich

You wouldn't consider riding me, would you?' he asked politely.
'You've lovely manners, she purred. 'But of course. — Julie Anne Long

I love people. I wanted to be with the people. I wanted to give something back what I get from football, because God gave everything to me. — Pele

Right here, right now, God has placed you to do what you do best. Go all the way. — Eric Taylor

When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals. — Demetri Martin

You've got to have style, it helps you get out of bed in the morning. — Diana Vreeland

The old idealistic republicans used to found democracy on the idea that all men were equally intelligent. Believe me, the sane and enduring democracy is founded on the fact that all men are equally idiotic. — G.K. Chesterton

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff. — Britney Spears

I was shaped by my mistakes. — Janice Dickinson

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear. — A.A. Milne