Buddha Truths And Paths Quotes & Sayings

Just don't fall into a tanning bed.
These machines are for vapid, narcissistic, idiots who have barren vacuums where their thoughts, fears, and passions should be.
Spending time in a tanning bed will only earn you the appearance and intellect of an inbred baked potato.
Don't be a baked potato.
Be a person. — Matthew Inman

The hallway grew darker still as the big door closed over several guards' bodies behind them with a crunchy squish. — Jeremy Robinson

Actions always have consequences! — Joel Coen

A testimony = a test often accompanied by a moan! — Evinda Lepins

I slipped from present to past, sliding down the snake heads of memory into what was and what would never be again. — John Connolly

Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito ... — Sherman Alexie

we may lead a horse to water we cannot make him drink; and that while we can shut a man up in a penitentiary we cannot make him penitent. — John Dewey

Our comedies are not to be laughed at. — Samuel Goldwyn

When a human being resists his whole age and stops it at the gate to demand an accounting, this must have influence. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I like 'The Fault in Our Stars.' I thought those two guys did a really, really good job. The movie obviously did really, really well. — Jamie Blackley

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are free to go back to enjoying hell. — Shannon L. Alder