Bucket List Funny Quotes & Sayings

Some of the stories in Dogwalker were written as long as four years ago, but I wouldn't say I've been working on this collection for four years. I have always been a little unsure of whether I could make it as a writer so I've held other jobs and worked on other projects this whole time. — Arthur Bradford

When everything is immediately available and infinitely reproducible, nothing is valuable. — Charles Frazier

I have been driven to search everywhere just to find myself mentioned. I am mentioned almost nowhere, but where I find myself, I find myself condemned. — Louis De Bernieres

My name's Punk. CM Punk. — CM Punk

It felt like the most meaningful conversation I had ever had was happening even though no words were exchanged as we looked at each other. — Jay Crownover

You have your brush, you have your colors, you paint the paradise, then in you go. — Nikos Kazantzakis

My dad would call me his Cuban princess because I had really dark olive skin because I was always in the sun; but I don't really go in the sun anymore, so that is why I am so white. — Bella Thorne

The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance. — C.S. Forester

Love all. Serve all. Help ever. Hurt never. — Sathya Sai Baba

I had a very funny and depressing talk with my seventy-four-year-old mother. I decided, she doesn't have a bucket list - she has a kick-the-bucket list. — Lori Lesko

Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full eight years of sleep. — David Letterman

It was the Unicorn who summed up what everyone was feeling. He stamped his right fore-hoof on the ground and then cried: "I have come home at last! This is my real country! — Anonymous

Venice was luscious. She had real curves and real cleavage. She had a stunning face, set off by a broad, lascivious grin. She had an indefinable hairstyle, a swag of thick blond dazzle that seemed always in motion, falling in her eyes, getting caught in her mouth. Venice spoke in a husky growl, with a deep, filthy laugh.
Venice was no stranger to flirtation; she was practically no stranger to anyone. She smoldered, even at breakfast. Venice - at times literally - enjoyed a love affair with Manhattan. — Paul Rudnick

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. — James Newman

I don't need a president with a bucket list! — Chris Rock