Buccal Swab Quotes & Sayings

The orgastic moment for me is when I hand a manuscript to my publisher and say, 'Here! I'm all through with it. I never want to see it again,'" she said. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

I gave him a mocking smile. "Come on, Jack. Don't deprive me of the pleasure of watching you donate a DNA sample. I'll even pay for it."
"That offer might interest me," he said, "if it involved anything more exciting than a buccal swab."
-Ella & Jack — Lisa Kleypas

Who votes for these uninspiring gorgons? — Rupert Dreyfus

If the stars above saw what I felt for you, they would pour out their wonders... — Colleen Oakes

I am now willing to forgive myself ... for believing I could offer something to others before I have offered it to myself. — Iyanla Vanzant

Don't stop chasing your dreams ... you can only take a five min water and bathroom break then back to your grind. — Darrius Garrett

Ignorance is a knowledge illiteracy. — Toba Beta