Brytyjskie Seriale Quotes & Sayings

I see. And who is this author?"
"Neil Fucking Gaiman."
"His second name is Fucking?"
"No, Leif, that's the honorary second name all celebrities are given by their fans. It's not an insult, it's a huge compliment, and he's earned it. You'd like him. He dresses all in black like you. Read a couple of his books, and then when you meet him, you'll squee too."
Leif found the suggestion distasteful. "I would never behave with so little dignity. Nor would I wish to be confronted in such a manner by anyone else. Vampires inspire screams, not squees. Involuntary urination is common, I grant, but it properly flows from a sense of terror, not an ecstatic sense of hero worship. — Kevin Hearne

The road to Heaven is ascension; always climb upward. — Duane Hewitt

For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter. — Mo Udall

Refinement that carries us away from our fellow-men is not God's refinement. — Henry Ward Beecher

The ability to accessorize is what elevates us from lower-life forms," I said in my lecture voice, choosing a pair of diamond-studded drops for my ear. "Like men. — P.C. Cast

Poverty is a symptom - of the absence of a workable economy built on credible political, social, and legal institutions. — Steven D. Levitt

Change from the inside out involves a steadfast gaze upon our Lord that's life changing because it reflects a deep turning from a commitment to self-sufficiency. Without repentance, a look at Christ provides only the illusion of comfort. — Larry Crabb

Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America. — Jon Stewart

Love from the heart is always non-judgmental. — Debasish Mridha

You're impossible. You're a murdering son-of-a-bitch. You get off on pain and control and fucking up peoples' lives. You lie through your teeth. You wouldn't know the truth if it crawled up your ass and bit you on the balls." ~ Muse to Akil — Pippa DaCosta

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. — Mahatma Gandhi

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick." — Tom Waits

To be recipient to God's love on earth is to share a deep, intrinsic need to love and be loved — Sunday Adelaja

Then forgive him. And if you can't forgive, at least forget, for he meant you no harm, however rash that act was. — Christopher Paolini

If I tried to flirt with a woman and she didn't know who I was, she would run away. — Larry David