Browbeaten Impractical Jokers Quotes & Sayings

I am a historian. I do a lot of research, and I try to get it right. — Alan Furst

90% of what is considered "impossible" is, in fact, possible. The other 10% will become possible with the passage of time & technology. — Hideo Kojima

After church on the Sunday after Thanksgiving, my family would go chop down our Christmas tree. Once it was home and placed in its stand, Mom and I would painstakingly decorate our tree. It took hours to place the tinsel, string the lights, find the perfect spot for my favorite macaroni and felt ornaments from kindergarten. — Molly O'Keefe

The man wannabe actually ... a wannabe. David Haye's a wannabe. — Wladimir Klitschko

The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity - mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism - mumbling to the wall, Islam - mumbling to the floor. — Bill Maher

Many thought it was a fool's errand - that the browser companies were never going to listen to us. Others argued that, 'Users don't care if you use Web standards.' Well, of course they don't. They just know that your site works better. — Jeffrey Zeldman

God has two textbooks - Scripture and Creation - we would do well to listen to both. — Francis Bacon