Brothers Solomon Funny Quotes & Sayings

I want someone who loves me like I'm the end of the road. — Lisa Reardon

I started out as a 16 year old registering people to vote. — DeForest Soaries

If your not brave enough to talk to a stranger how do you think they will become anything more then a stranger. — Eden Griffith

Complaints drain joy. — Toba Beta

The problem with the Australian practice of abortion is that an objectively grave matter has been reduced to a question of the mother's convenience. — Tony Abbott

... he risked a glance down to find her still lying on her stomach with her face pressed up against his leg as she held on for dear life.

"How are you feeling?"

There was a slight pause before she admitted, "My ass kind of hurts."

"Kind of?" he asked, trying to sound hopeful, because maybe she hadn't broken her ass after all? — R.L. Mathewson

You have to know, when there is a fire in the kitchen, when to flood that fire. — Guus Hiddink

Nature loves simplicity and unity. — Johannes Kepler

If you vote for Democrats, you might as well give Al Quaeda a death ray and a manual. — John Oliver

The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. — Nicole Polizzi

Here Christ was indeed human; but more human than a human being was then likely to be. Peter Pan does not belong to the world of Pan but the world of Peter. — G.K. Chesterton

I'm not really a foodie; I could eat the same thing every night, and I go to restaurants that I can walk to. — Ross Bleckner