Broom Of The System Quotes & Sayings

One is only young once, but in her case it was once to often. — Louis De Bernieres

Mr. Bloemker moved closer. He smelled like a wet diaper. "What is it," he asked, looking over Lenore's shoulder.
"If it's what I think it is," said Lenore, "it's a sort of joke. A what do you call it. An antinomy."
"An antinomy?"
Lenore nodded. "Gramma really likes antinomies. I think this guy here," looking down at the drawing on the back of the label, "is the barber who shaves all and only those who do not shave themselves."
Mr. Bloemker looked at her. "A barber?"
"The big killer question," Lenore said to the sheet of paper, "is supposed to be whether the barber shaves himself. I think that's why his head's exploded, here."
"Beg pardon?"
"If he does, he doesn't, and if he doesn't, he does. — David Foster Wallace

As the snake is separate from its slough, even so is the Spirit separate from the body. — Ramakrishna

The mood has changed. It's heavier. We were liquid; now we're stones. — Jim Crace

Can a need for sanity reach insane proportions? — Michael R. Fletcher

A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline. — Evelyn Waugh

myself. We constantly portray and judge people only in false terms, we judge them unjustly and portray them meanly, I said to myself, in every instance, no matter how we portray, no matter how we judge them. Such — Thomas Bernhard

If the poet has pursued a moral objective, he has diminished his poetic force. — Charles Baudelaire

I spent 10 years trying to find one gene. — Craig Venter

Anyone can make a baby, but it takes a man to be a father. — Ta-Nehisi Coates

Are we ready?"
"You have your dagger?"
"I rarely leave home without it."
"Then to the Batcave, Sentinel. — Chloe Neill

Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead. — Jaya

I think as a child you know when it's time for your parents to split. You realise they love each other, but they're not in love with each other. And I think as a child it's much better for your parents to split than for them to stay and have dysfunction within the family. — Abbie Cornish

What cruel mistakes are sometimes made by benevolent men and women in matters of business about which they can know nothing and think they know a great deal. — Florence Nightingale

It can take a few months to get a new 10 minutes. Usually it takes like 10 times of repeatedly trying different variations of a joke until I land on one I think is really good. — Aziz Ansari