Britney Quotes & Sayings

Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up. — Britney Spears

Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter. — Christian Finnegan

These parents, they think I'm a role model for their kids, that their kids look at me as some sort of idol. But it's the parents' job to make sure their kids don't turn out that shallow. — Britney Spears

Britney Spears told an interviewer if she weren't famous, she would be a teacher. So thank God she's famous. — Jay Leno

I can't go anywhere without someone judging me. — Britney Spears

Dress like Britney Spears and think like me, and everything will be fine. — Madonna Ciccone

My friend is having his period," I told the pizza guy, and handed him his tip. "He needs Britney and extra cheese to get him through it. I'm trying to be supportive. — Maggie Stiefvater

I think Justin Timberlake verges on being gay, he gets gay airplay. Britney gets loads as well. If you're male and you're black you're not going to get much play in a gay club. — Andy Bell

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. — Britney Spears

I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting. — Britney Spears

Friendship could be right under your nose but if you are caught up in yourself you will never find it. — Britney Spears

knowing look flashed across Britney's face. "Oh, their royal highnesses Alec and Jasmin. They're pretty distracting all right, but don't waste your time. They'll never waste a thought on you or me, or pretty much anyone. — Dean Murray

I think Elvis is the sexiest man to ever walk the earth, I love him. — Britney Spears

Many people think I try to be like Lady Gaga but what they don't know is that I'm a Britney Spears wanna be. — Katy Perry

Britney painted her finger nails and it really seemed like they had a blast. — Shar Jackson

There will be a "Oops 100." They'll be plenty more oopses. I'm not perfect. I'm human. — Britney Spears

I have no regrets. I find everything happens for a reason and the reason why maybe this is happening is I won't take BS from anyone. And I think it's making me stand out on my own and be very independent and fight for what I believe in. — Britney Spears

Lingerie has gotten really cute, with little booty underwear and the cute little bras. They've gotten really detailed. I saw one the other day with little baby pearls on the strap. I had to have it. — Britney Spears

The Britney Spears fans aren't going to dig us. — Dustin Diamond

I created Punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. — Avril Lavigne

Is letting our children watch TV a form of child abuse? If our children grow up knowing everything about Britney Spears and nothing about nature or faith, about anything, is that not a form of child abuse? — Patch Adams

When I started it still wasn't okay to be this age and still make this kind of music. And believe me, I consider our stuff to be much poppier than - we're not on like cutting edge, that kind of thing anymore. And even though we're not doing Britney Spears music or Nsync, it's still what I consider to be pop music. So that does give you a little bit more longevity, I guess. But if somebody told me I'd be getting up there and singing "Heartbreaker" at fifty I'd laugh. So I don't know, I have no idea. — Pat Benatar

I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa. — Britney Spears

My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment. — Britney Spears

I'm the smartest celebrity you've ever dealt with. I'm not Britney Spears. — Kanye West

With love, you should go ahead and take the risk of getting hurt ... because love is an amazing feeling. — Britney Spears

Whatever I put on - if I'm feeling trendy or if I'm feeling sexy - my clothes definitely represent who I am at the time. — Britney Spears

You can't tell an 18-year-old to keep it down and turn off Britney Spears or whatever it is that they listen to. — Mary Gaitskill

Yes I'm a virgin and proud of it. — Britney Spears

My loneliness ain't killing me no more. — Britney Spears

I actually enjoy Britney Spears. Not as a singer but as a performer. I just enjoy watching her. I think, 'You are so brave.' — Laura Benanti

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage? — Zach Braff

Klaus from the Teddybears, Bloodshy and Avant and Mike Snow, they've done lots of Britney Spears production. They went backwards from production to being in a band, which might be cool. I might do that, too, one day. — Diplo

Sometimes I think I'm more comfortable onstage than I am in my own room. When I get onstage, it's kind of like your chance to let go and be something that you're not maybe. It's your time to dream. — Britney Spears

It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague. — Heidi Cullinan

I always listen to NSYNC's "Tearin' Up My Heart." It reminds me to wear a bra. — Britney Spears

Yes I am planning to move in with Justin we haven't had sex, but it's very tempting. — Britney Spears

England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy. — Britney Spears

If Rihanna stripped it all down morally rather than with her clothes, perhaps we'd get closer to Nina Simone. She's talented, but all we want is to sing the truth. If Britney Spears was to sing closer to her heart, she might have been the new Bobby Gentry or Dolly Parton. — Lou Doillon

If I met me, I would say a quick hello and then think that I was a really nice girl. — Britney Spears

When Britney shaves off all her hair and beats paparazzi with umbrellas - that's what celebrities are supposed to do. They're not supposed to be reasonable, middle-aged guys drinking organic tea talking about semiotics. — Moby

I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore. — Britney Spears

I had totally lost my way. I lost focus. I lost myself. — Britney Spears

The fact that the public are mesmerised by Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and all these miserable people makes me laugh because those celebrities are more miserable than the people reading about them for escapism. — Corey Taylor

You are better off being homeless than being me. — Britney Spears

I'm pretty normal. Tthe type of day I love is just like everybody else's. I'm like everybody else. — Britney Spears

(Britney Spears) went in for knee surgery and came out a little top heavy. — Robbie Williams

Be fearless in your choices and don't be afraid to be yourself. — Britney Spears

If you write a hit song for Britney Spears, it's worth several million dollars. Just one song! And it might have taken you two hours to do it. It's like mining for gold. It takes a lot of skill and a lot of technique. — Jewel

I'm sorry. I'm very young. — Britney Spears

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues. — Molly Harper

Geographically, Jess's backside was a mountain range. The sun rose over it -eventually. Huge birds of prey nested on its craggy heights and hunted in its shadows. It wouldn't have been so bad if Jess's bum had been balanced by a nice big bosom. Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, and Serena Williams were designed with this pleasing sense of balance. But geographically, Jess's boobs could not balance her bum at all. Her chest was the kind of featureless plain upon which airports are constructed. — Sue Limb

I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model - because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else. — Britney Spears

I Know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am So if you don't like it, Tough! — Britney Spears

I love ponytails. I'm a wash-and-go girl. — Britney Spears

I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. This way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than Death. — Gary Numan

Oh, I've wept. Yeah, I've definitely wept just with the world, you know, how judgmental they are. You know what, I know I'm a good mom. — Britney Spears

Saying no is so heartbreaking. — Britney Spears

I remember when I was very little my idol was Britney Spears. I had just come to California and that's just who I wanted to meet. So I was in a store and she walked in and my jaw just fell to the floor. I started like sweating. I could not believe that I was meeting her. She told me that I was very cute. And I lost it - I was so excited. — Dakota Fanning

New Rule: The White House doesn't have to release the dead Bin Laden photos, but don't pretend we can't take it. We've seen pictures of Britney Spears's vagina getting out of a car. Television has desensitizes us to violence, and porn has desensitized us to people getting shot in the eye. — Bill Maher

I got my deal off MySpace. I wrote to J.R. Rotem. He is big producer. He's done a lot of stuff for Rihanna, 50 Cent, Britney Spears and etc. I thought, "Yo, this guy is really talented I want to work with him." Once I sent him message he didn't reply back. I kept on sending the messages. I kept on hitting him back like eight times a day. He eventually replied back like, "Yo, I want to hear more music." — Sean Kingston

I had some tough times ... i did some bad shit ... but i'm still the same girl i used to be — Britney Spears

I don't turn Britney Spears into a star. I have to spot that these people are going to be stars, in the future, and say, "Okay, these guys have cultural validity and they're going to pop." — Joseph M. Kahn

I dont care if youre Britney freakin Spears, nobody is going to steal my spotlight! — Trish Stratus

Never doubt yourself. Never change who you are. Don't care what people think and just go for it. — Britney Spears

Whereas before I was a young, blonde girl who would do what she was told. I know who I am as a person and I'm getting damn strong. — Britney Spears

I'm pretty normal, you know? — Britney Spears

In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off! — Joel McHale

About losing a spot on The Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera: I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going. — Jessica Simpson

It's refreshing to hear something that's pop but doesn't sound like Britney Spears. — Siobhan Fahey

I cranked the volume on the stereo and sang at the top of my lungs to an old Britney Spears song, my possession and enjoyment of which, I hoped, would remain a secret between me and my car. — Heather Hildenbrand

The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels. — Chelsea Handler

I just want to say that um, I'm just really, really shocked at like how nice our world is because it's just so nice. Like oh my God! Like, the other day, like I was sitting there and I saw these magazines and they said I was pregnant, and like, it's so true. Like America, believe everything you read. Because, like, you're smart and I'm stupid. Like for real. Come on y'all. — Britney Spears

I haven't been on a first date over five years.
Five. Years.
Which means, I haven't been on one since 2006.
Let me take you back to that time: 2006.
Tom Cruise and Kathie Holmes celebrated the birth of their little "TomKitten."
The Wii came out - and YouTube was flooded with videos of people throwing those little white remotes into their TVs.
Britney and Kevin call it quits, shocking America to its very core.
Facebook was still just a college campus thing - if you wanted to stalk someone, you had to buy a zoom lens and some night vision goggles.
It was a simpler time. — Elodia Strain

I would love to show my clevage and more body parts off but my record company won't let me. — Britney Spears

The only person I do worry about, that I want to be a good person for, I think is my responsibility, is my sister. I'm going to be cool for you, okay. I like, I need to, I like being by myself right now. I think it's good for me. — Britney Spears

In the lower-brow selection of tabloids that report on the weight of celebrities, one statement that follows women struggling with their weight around more than any other is "She got her body back." Here you'll find near-constant Britney coverage. But barring any transcendent out-of-body experiences, these women were never separated from their bodies. They've occupied them across various weights. This phrase is not about a woman getting back something she lost as much as it as about our approval that she has returned to something we want her to be. What is meant by this phrase is "We got her body back." We got the body we felt entitled to. — Alana Massey

I would like to stop worrying so much, because I worry all the time. And to learn how to be happier, just in general. I have to learn to take things not so seriously. And to stop biting my nails! ... Recording music has helped take my mind off certain things. For me, my music is therapy. — Britney Spears

Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did. — Madonna Ciccone

In China today, Bill Gates is Britney Spears. In America today, Britney Spears is Britney Spears-and that is our problem. — Thomas L. Friedman

You can't hate Britney Spears because, you know what, no matter what Britney Spears been doing, she's still on TV. — T-Pain

It's in my blood to perform. — Britney Spears

I love performing and having people hear my music more that anything ... — Britney Spears

You can't help but change a little bit, but on the inside I'm still completely the same person. — Britney Spears

I dress the way I want. I don't pretend to be someone I'm not. — Britney Spears

Don't treat me like a little girl. — Britney Spears

Britney Spears can't hold a conversation. (mind controlled) The ultimate meltdown was Britney Spears. But she (Spears) can't hold a conversation. No. They have someone who feeds her what she is supposed to say. Like she can't hold a conversation. — Adrienne Bailon

Media over here, coming to ya like a world premiere. Trench coat and my underwear, let's go with this freak show. — Britney Spears

Lady Gaga will dominate the charts next year. She let me listen to a couple of new songs, she is a legend. — Britney Spears

I just like food too much, and I don't want to change. I spent so much of childhood trying to change, and I just got sick of it ... I don't want to look like Britney Spears, I just don't want to. She's hideous. — Beth Ditto

People shave their heads all the time. — Britney Spears

When people say I'm powerful, it scares me in a way. If you saw what I see when I wake up in the morning, you wouldn't think that either. — Britney Spears

You have babies at home. And you have a life. And if you don't, you have to realize that we're people and that we just need privacy and we need our respect. And those are things that you have to have as a human being. — Britney Spears

I love my jeans and my sweats-I'm really just a tomboy at heart. So it's really hard for me to be like Kim Kardashian and be makeup-and hair-ready every time I go out of my house. I'm not a believer in that, you know? On the other hand, when you do wear those sweats, you're like, Oh God, I should step it up a notch. — Britney Spears

I'm famous, but I'm not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston. — Britney Spears

What's the big deal? I have really strong morals, and just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn't mean I'm a naughty girl. I'd do it again. I thought the pictures were fine. And I was tired of being compared to Debbie Gibson and all of this bubblegum pop all the time. — Britney Spears

It's shocking how bright your star is. — Britney Spears

Women complicate everything. — Britney Spears

Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens. — Britney Spears

Performing is my therapy, to become different people onstage. — Britney Spears