British Stand Up Comedy Quotes & Sayings

I call myself, 'The Estee Lauder of the garden world.' I'm my own little conglomerate. — C. Z. Guest

Contemporary science is based on the philosophy of materialism, which claims that all reality is material or physical. — Rupert Sheldrake

For me, writing is a concentrated form of thinking. — Don DeLillo

I am just an Accountant who love God. — Evans Biya

If you could read my mind love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell... — Regina O'Connell

We try to buy businesses with good-to-superb underlying economics run by honest and able people and buy them at sensible prices. That's all I'm trying to do. — Warren Buffett

Courtesy and kindness cultivate confidence with good Netiquette. Doing things right makes you feel good. — David Chiles

I prick my hand as I seize the rose from her. "I'll think about it." A small spot of blood forms on my palm and I realize I've been bleeding on the inside this whole time, all these years. It was only a matter of time before it showed on the outside. — Tracy Krimmer

It feels like I was made to fit here, in the space beneath his heart. — Caroline Greyling

My job is to try to advance American foreign policy, to try to advance the president's agenda on democracy and human rights. — Condoleezza Rice

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me. — Craig Ferguson

When white men first effect contact with some unspoilt race of savages, they offer them all kinds of benefits, from the light of the gospel to pumpkin pie. These, however, much as we may regret it, most savages receive with indifference. What they really value among the gifts that we bring to them is intoxicating liquor which enables them, for the first time in their lives, to have the illusion for a few brief moments that it is better to be alive than dead. — Bertrand Russell