Briteside Quotes & Sayings

Our town, Kasrilevke - that's where I'm from, you know - is a small town, and a poor one. There is no thievery there. No one steals anything for the simple reason that there is nobody to steal from and nothing worth stealing. And besides, a Jew is not a thief by nature. That is, he may be a thief, but not the sort who will climb through a window or attack you with a knife. He will divert, pervert, subvert, and contravert as a matter of course, but he won't pull anything out of your pocket. He won't be caught like a common thief and led through the streets with a yellow placard on his back.

("A Yom Kippur Scandal") — Sholom Aleichem

I spent an awful lot of my life underestimating myself and, as a result, not exceeding my own expectations. — Jane Pauley

As the world community develops in peace, it will open up great untapped reservoirs in human nature. — Emily Greene Balch

Pull in your belt, spend less, and reduce debt. — Ray Dalio

I never took my SAT's. I never applied to college. I moved right out here and jumped into the thick of things. Whether that was the smart move or not, I'm sitting here talking to you now, so it paid off. — Scott Foley

Henley squinted at her. "What about you?"
Mira looked around, flustered, hair swinging heavily as she moved. "What about me what?"
Henley sighed and let the chair thunk to the floor. "What role are you playing? Felix's underage girlfriend, Blue's obsession, or Freddie's princess?"
"That's ... rude," she said.
"It was rude when you asked me, too. — Sarah Cross

It is hope, not despair, that undoes us all. — Jennifer Donnelly

No people are uninteresting. Their fate is like the chronicles of planets. Nothing in them is not particular, and planet is dissimilar from planet. — Yevgeny Yevtushenko

You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for $1.50 in late fees at the public library. — Matt Damon

Pink is you. Definitely your color. — Maya Banks

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse. — Thomas Fuller

Show me any health professional - great and not so great - who says they don't make mistakes or haven't made one in years, and I'll show you someone who has trouble admitting the truth. — Brian Goldman

To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Yes, I pray to my Big Lesbian God Who Doesn't Really Exist. — David Levithan