Britches Funny Quotes & Sayings

...Studies have found that children who witness abuse are more likely to accept relationships that are abusive. — Asa Don Brown

In the back of my mind, my mother's often-recited warning comes to me: 'Never trust a man who can dance. — E.L. James

They say 'expect the worst.' I say 'Expect the best and even better will happen.' — Rima Fakih

The truth is an anagram of an anagram. — Umberto Eco

Individual statistics, plate time and everything tend to come, but the most enjoyment I get out of baseball is actually winning. — Chili Davis

If children are studying the 20th century, I'm in their text books. — Paul McCartney

In Breeze's business one got used to running across the skeletons in people's closets. If Billy's skeleton wore women's underwear, it didn't really matter. Homosexuality on Billy Winston was like acne on a leper. — Christopher Moore

Often, people who can do, don't because they're afraid of what people that can't do will say about them doing. — Trevor Noah

No one has two white angelic wings. We are all confronted one day with the reality of having blackened our morals. Instead of trying to figure out what others are in search of within you, focus on yourself and no longer be inactive. They too are facing their own demons, so let them do so by themselves. You can help them but you cannot choose for them. — Kia Carrington-Russell

[ ... ] and the pea was put in the museum, where it can still be seen, if no one has stolen it. — Hans Christian Andersen

There are quiet ways to die where the body just doesn't notice that the heart is gone. — Ann Aguirre

The very fact that anything can die, implies the existence of something that cannot die; which must either take to itself another form, as when the seed that is sown dies, and arises again; or, in conscious existence, may, perhaps, continue to lead a purely spiritual life. — George MacDonald

The hour is fast approaching, on which the Honor and Success of this army, and the safety of our bleeding Country depend. Remember officers and Soldiers, that you are free men, fighting for the blessings of Liberty
that slavery will be your portion, and that of your posterity, if you do not acquit yourselves like men. — George Washington