Brita Quotes & Sayings

I don't want to sound like some grumpy old man telling you to get off my lawn. — Michael Wilbon

Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea! — Mallory Ortberg

WikiLeaks is a service to the population. Assange should get an award for - presidential medal of honor. — Noam Chomsky

My view is the questions in Parliament should be the questions that people out there want asked. — Jeremy Corbyn

If January is the month of change, February is the month of lasting change. January is for dreamers ... February is for doers - — Marc Parent

Soeur Seraphina gently removed my lace fontanges. It was named for the King's mistress Angelique de Fontanges, who had lost her hat while hunting one day and had hastily tied up her curls with her garter. The King had admired the effect, and the next day all the court ladies had appeared with their curls tied back with lace — Kate Forsyth

WHAT WAS JANE AUSTEN'S LAST FINISHED NOVEL?"
"Vaginas and Virginity."
"WHO IS THE LAST PERSON IAGO KILLS IN OTHELLO?"
"His manservant Retardio, for forgetting to change the Brita filter!"
"WHAT HAPPENS TO THE LITTLE MERMAID AT THE END OF CHRISTIAN ANDERSEN'S THE LITTLE MERMAID?"
"She turns into a fish and marries Nemo!"
"Fuck you! — David Levithan

Brita said, 'I read at home, I read in hotels, I take a book with me on a twenty-minute trip to the dentist. Then I read in the waiting room. — Don DeLillo

Under Reagan came the idea of putting your pension plan in the stock market, which wasn't a guaranteed pension. — Michael Moore

A secret de Polichinelle is a secret that everyone can know. For this reason the people who do not know it never hear about it - for if everyone thinks you know a thing, nobody tells you. — Agatha Christie

It's a wonderful way to get at who someone is through their own love of music and going right at their subconsciousness if you will. You don't play girl singers for girl singers. You know, there's certain things. You do play Ellington for Bobby McFerrin. — Carol Friedman

A leader is simply one who leads, and a bad leader can lead an army into Hell. I want these boys to be heroic, brave and wise. — Anonymous

Trying to destroy yourself gives a pretty clear message and it's not one I think you'd like. Sounds a bit like, I'm too self-centered to be constructive, so I have to open a vein ... — Thomm Quackenbush