Bricksonwheels Quotes & Sayings

Memories should be sharp when one has nothing else to live for — Zelda Fitzgerald

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong? — Jethro Tull

I like to create stuff. I like to express myself through jokes. — Amy Schumer

They always say girls mature faster than boys, but I don't think that's true because I think girls just are more mature than boys. We're always trying to catch up to them. — Rob Reiner

Plot makes the character just as history makes the man. — Thomas Steinbeck

I followed a guy to Denmark. I came home with a broken heart. — Elle King

Pavel. The pale man. The vampire. We talked. He didn't murder me horribly, no thanks to you. You were chasing after children at the time. - Abigail, to Jackaby — William Ritter

May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore