Brickerton Quotes & Sayings

Be careful, you'll ruin your dinner," I said. "I'm a fucking adult. Ruining my dinner is one of the few pleasures in life," she said as she stuffed the cookies in her mouth. "True story. Give me some of those. — Chelsea M. Cameron

Nothing's true that I say, because I don't really want to say anything. I don't think my life's that cool, and I don't think my opinion's that valid. They're just silly jokes. Usually I just take a topic that isn't funny at all, like Shakespeare, and work backwards. I just try to find an unfunny subject. — Bo Burnham

James scoffed. "We are not being held prisoner. You're so dramatic."
"Oh yeah, she just kidnapped us and told us the only way we're going to be let go is if we go to other alien planets and steal from them. You're right, James, I'm clearly overly overreacting," Kat snapped. — L. Taylor

When you go out on auditions for big movies, and you're not a big star, you get used to getting close but not getting the part. — Craig Sheffer

Regret is a terrible thing to carry. Memories can be cherished, regret will destroy you. — Natalie Kiest

Self-sabotage is the smartest thing you can do if you're sabotaging a self that is not really you. — Armand DiMele

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

Style has no formula, but it has a secret key.
It is the extension of your personality. — Ernst Haas