Bribd Quotes & Sayings

Drop dead-but first get permit — Robert A. Heinlein

Sex the night before a race is only tiring if you have to go looking for it! — Bruce Fordyce

It is their attachment to us rather than their independence from us that we value in our pets. — M. Scott Peck

Your basic person wants to talk about material culture, internet culture. I think about God, cats, nature. — Billy Corgan

We fucked, Ms. Lane. Even cockroaches fuck. They eat each other, too. — Karen Marie Moning

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. — Shaquille O'Neal

the danger factor isn't enough, consider this: during rut, scent glands located near a buck's horns (or where his horns used to be) secrete incredibly strong-scented, greasy musk. When a buck rubs his forehead on a person or object, he's spreading his scent. Bucks become very vocal during rut; they're pretty hard to ignore. They also spray thin streams of urine along their bellies, on their front legs and chests, and into their mouths and beards. Bucks also twist themselves and grasp their penises in their mouths. They sometimes masturbate on their bellies and front legs and then sniff — Sue Weaver

The brighter the software, the dimmer the user. — Nicholas Carr

No Finn, ya ding-dong!
-Princess Bubblegum — Paige Moss

Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac. — Felix Dennis

Whole Foods Market tries to embody all of the principles of conscious capitalism all the time, but like any person or company, we sometimes fall short. — John Mackey

I'm not interested in playing the field and all that stuff because frankly I'm not into frivolous relationships. — Taylor Momsen

We often bore others when we think we cannot possibly bore them. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

You have more potential than you think. — Sam Snead

Shakespeare, Butler and Bacon have rendered it extremely difficult for all who come after them to be sublime, witty or profound. — Charles Caleb Colton