Briarcliff University Quotes & Sayings

Adult life is terrible, Hazel. Never grow up.
Everything's complicated, and there are too many rules ... — Bryan Lee O'Malley

The stronger becomes master of the weaker, in so far as the latter cannot assert its degree of independence here there is no mercy, no forbearance, even less a respect for laws. — Friedrich Nietzsche

The masses have no habit of self-reliance or original action. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I had not thought of this regular decrease of gravity, namely that it is as the inverse square of the distance; this is a new and highly remarkable property of gravity. — Christiaan Huygens

What an incomparable creature is the sea! ("Absolute Evil") — Julian Hawthorne

Books are the only things worth stealing. — Sully Tarnish

Where tillage begins, other arts follow. The farmers therefore are the founders of human civilization. — Daniel Webster

We cannot continually barricade ourselves under some falsified idea of race, because our idea of blackness and race is simply reactionary. Africans didn't walk around Africa being black and proud, they walked around proud. — Saul Williams

I'm always trying to push the envelope and go with a different hairstyle that you're not going to see on anybody else. I have a really good grade of hair, and I can do a lot of different things with it. — David Otunga

I'm completely obsessed with Sunday roast dinners. I think that it's the best thing to ever happen to life! — Eve

I had a sketch called 'Fedora Basketball,' which was about basketball players having to wear hats; in addition to scoring points, they have to make sure their fedoras don't fall off. — Hannibal Buress