Brezhnevs Apartment Quotes & Sayings

If [Jesus] felt that He had to pray, how much more do we need to pray! — Billy Graham

Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. — Andy Borowitz

I do this work for the common people and part of that work is creating a general awareness of such problems as they exist because my work is beyond class, religion and creed. — Abdul Sattar Edhi

The shadow of the highest evil intermingled with the light of the highest good. Maybe all lives are filled with this. Maybe it is always a choice between embracing the darkness of one or the saving grace of the other. — Lisa Wingate

I would love to take a cooking class from Gandhi. Maybe I could teach him how to cook, and he could teach me his message. I wouldn't mind learning how to make couscous from scratch from a North African woman, either. — Marcus Samuelsson

The motto I have penned on my knuckles is that this is the best world we have
because it's the only world we have. It's the simplest math ever. However many terrible, rankling, peeve-inducing things may occur, there are always libraries. And rain-falling-on-sea. And the moon. And love. There is always something to look back on, with satisfaction, or forward to, with joy. There is always a moment where you boggle at the world
at yourself
at the whole, unlikely, precarious business of being alive
and then start laughing — Caitlin Moran

Jews are the best dressers in the world. They buy the best clothes, the best homes, the best cars. The best of everything. The only thing is, they get it for less. — Jackie Mason

What wonderful minds we have, even though they don't seem to get us anywhere, or make us happy. — Tim Parks