Brets Auto Quotes & Sayings

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. — Jack Handy

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically. — Zach Galifianakis

Another notable difference between these
fables and their Muggle counterparts is that
Beedle's witches are much more active in seeking their fortunes than our fairy-tale heroines. Asha, Altheda, Amata and Babbitty Rabbitty are all witches who take their fate into their own hands, rather than taking a prolonged nap or waiting for someone to return a lost shoe. — J.K. Rowling

Yeah, I've gotten a few letters from prison. — Elisha Cuthbert

Human rights are not a privilege granted by the few, they are a liberty entitled to all, and human rights, by definition, include the rights of all humans, those in the dawn of life, the dusk of life, or the shadows of life. — Kay Granger

The criminal left belongs not in a dormitory, but in a penitentiary. — Spiro T. Agnew

Everybody wants to go see the big hit [at the theatre]. Not because it's any good. Because it's the big hit and everybody wants to be able to talk about the big hit. — Edward Albee

Never theorize before you have data.Invariably you end up twisting facts to suit theories instead of theories to suit facts.
-Sherlock holmes — Arthur Conan Doyle

Free man is by necessity insecure, thinking man by necessity uncertain. — Erich Fromm

Every possible thing that can happen or will happen has already happened somewhere.
(Year 2036 John Titor) — John Titor Foundation

There's nothing about interdependence that would keep somebody from making art. — Gish Jen

I hope (the United States) will change and they will now focus entirely on helping and building a stronger, better Afghanistan. — Hamid Karzai