Breastfeeding Humor Quotes & Sayings

Eating industrial meat takes an almost heroic act of not knowing or, — Michael Pollan

The physical relief of having fully drained boobs cannot be overstated. — Cassi Clark

Heaven is the feeling of hand warmers on sore nipples. — Cassi Clark

In case you haven't heard, let me tell you now, babies do not come out knowing how to breastfeed. — Cassi Clark

But you will not spare a drop of pity because I am rich? We have death in our gilded courts, too. We have disease and cruelty, and not a breath of air or freedom. You cannot say our lives are easy, any more than I can say yours is. They are lives, and so they are HORRID! — Stefan Bachmann

For infinite lives, one has been wandering around, and once in a while, he will attain a human birth. But there his back will hurt. He will have created obstacles such that he will not be able to eat, even when he is served a plate full of food. This is how it is! So think before you take any steps (before you do anything). — Dada Bhagwan

Though breastfeeding is supposed to the most natural thing ever, it seems like a rich-people sport for all the stuff we buy to help. — Cassi Clark

Rabbits lost their temper and one jumped on a Frog's head and smashed it against the grass. — J.M.K. Walkow

Give liberally. Go urgently. Live dangerously. — David Platt

We can only think in a language that we master. — Jose Luis Ruiz

I think I would scream too if someone violently jammed a big ass breast in my mouth. — Cassi Clark

I can absolutely assure you that birth is nothing like holding an ice cube in your hand for a minute and breathing through the "pain. — Cassi Clark

I try to keep a positive intention and use whatever resources I have to benefit others. I try to create businesses that I think are not hurtful. I try to do things that I think are helpful to the environment, to the animals, and to the planet. — Russell Simmons

Go hug a nursing mom -- but not too hard. Her boobs may hurt. — Cassi Clark

The Prince shall think you the most beautiful lady he's ever seen."
Alex replied wryly, "Let's hope that's not the case, Eliza. History teaches us that things never end well when royalty set their eyes on 'the most beautiful
lady' they've ever seen. Have a care; if you perform your tasks too well, I could be haunting the Tower of London without a head, alongside Anne Boleyn. — Sarah MacLean

If nursing were easy, there wouldn't be so many helpful products. — Cassi Clark

Successful breastfeeding take courage, resilience, patience, and support and it always has. If your partner or support group hasn't piled on the accolades for your heroism, then let them know you will expect oohs and has when you make it through the first two to three months (no matter how you got there) and your baby is happy and healthy -- because you are awesome! — Cassi Clark

My 20s were peaceful, privileged, but still I felt the desire to write angsty dramas. — Adrian Tomine

If we wear our nursing covers backwards like capes, then everyone can see we're breastfeeding superheroes. — Cassi Clark

People are far more important than rigid rules and demanding expectations. — Charles R. Swindoll

Dhirubhai will go one day. But Reliance's employees and shareholders will keep it afloat. Reliance is now a concept in which the Ambanis have become irrelevant. — Dhirubhai Ambani

The problem with paths is that once you have chosen one, You cannot choose the others. Attributed to Gothos — Ian C. Esslemont

The idea that full employment without property ownership will solve the world's problems is utter nonsense. The Keynesian concept that the function of capital is merely to amplify labor, not independently produce wealth is simply blindness. — Louis O. Kelso