Bread Buttered On Both Sides Quotes & Sayings

I know on which side my bread is buttered. — John Heywood

A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway. — Joyce Brothers

I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides. — Jesse Jackson

I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet. — Mignon McLaughlin

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides. — Gracie Allen