Brauser Quotes & Sayings

Successful people save in prosperous times so they have a financial cushion in times of recession. — Brian Tracy

It's unclear whether Brauser was trying to hit Franz Josef or Rangi. I hope it was the former. There's one difference between a bully and a hero, I guess: good aim. — Karen Russell

He gave us three irrefutible pieces of advice about the male species:
1. Boys will lie, cheat, and steal to get into your pants. A man will stand the test of time. Make him wait, and you'll see which one he is.
2. They will try to tell you that it feels better without a condom. You just tell me where they live.
3. And relationships are supposed to make your life better. You don't drag each other down. You hold each other up. — Penelope Douglas

There's something pitiable and terrifying about the unconscious bully. His crumpled nose and hat.
... This is the first true thing that Brauser and I have ever shared, this fear, besides dog-eared songbooks and cafeteria noodles.
I wonder, briefly, if I could eat Brauser if it came to that.
At this point, we have been alone on the glacier for fourteen minutes. — Karen Russell

Young men need to show women the respect they deserve and recognize sexual assault and to do their part to stop it. — Barack Obama

You want maybe to be that guy or one of the few guys who can help develop the game in the United States. — Patrick Kane

He (Branch Rickey) must think I went to the Massachesetts Constitution of Technology. — Dizzy Dean

Vitality shows not only in the ability to persist, but in the ability to start over. — F Scott Fitzgerald