Branum Quotes & Sayings

Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing. — Guy Branum

A nice thing about being 40 is that you're not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore. — Guy Branum

I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle. — Guy Branum

Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff. — Guy Branum

When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids and then we will have grandkids." My life has a different shape. That is weird, but there are things about it that are exciting. — Guy Branum

While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay people aren't monsters, that they are just people. So I look at this world with a great deal of pride, and I'm excited for it. — Guy Branum

One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48 hours, what a wonderful person to be around. You mess around, and all of that is super, super fun, and you don't have to deal with the long-term consequences of it. — Guy Branum

It seems to me that even the least of the human race is touched with genius when mad with love. — Evalyn Walsh McLean

We live in a world of media that are constantly telling us it is only the shape of your body that matters to how attractive you are, and that's silly. — Guy Branum

There's a nostalgic aspect to the 'Iron Man' franchise for me. — Jon Favreau

Actors need steely determination. It's a tough profession with plenty of knocks along the way. You have to be very determined and never take 'no' for an answer. — Naomie Harris

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together. — Guy Branum

The wonderful thing about a TV show is if you get picked up for another season, there's no happily ever after. — Guy Branum

At the same time, we can't blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke. — Guy Branum

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely. — Guy Branum

I think it's our job to be happy and find happiness for ourselves. — Guy Branum

Resolved, that I will live so, as I shall wish I had done when I come to die. — Jonathan Edwards

All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage. — Guy Branum

I can recall, as a young adult, running through the rain forest at the Forest Reserve, at times feeling a sense of fear when I felt I was in danger. In danger of confronting an ugly snake or a coral snake, which represented the greatest fear of someone in a rural area when you traverse the forest. — Anthony Carmona

Cannon: An instrument used in the rectification of national boundaries. — Ambrose Bierce

I'm just figuring out being able to understand that it's cool for me to date, and have guys be interested in me, and be interested in guys. — Guy Branum

I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people. — Guy Branum

The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was probably never going to date anyone, so now just thinking, "all right, settle down and have a child" seems ridiculous to me. — Guy Branum

I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody. — Guy Branum

The only disease you have is your inability to see you have the power to heal yourself. — Ralph Smart

Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that's what you can do to us that's dramatic. We can't make a baby. — Guy Branum

I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a dress to tell a joke, and it's exciting. — Guy Branum

It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool. — Guy Branum

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful. — Guy Branum

I want so much to believe in true love. — Guy Branum

The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life. — Guy Branum

When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked ... when you're a gay guy you don't necessarily have that same push to make a conventional relationship work. — Guy Branum

I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to remain valuable, that if a dude screws somebody else it means that he doesn't love you, that he doesn't care about you. You don't have primacy in his life. — Guy Branum