Brandeisschedule Quotes & Sayings

The guy's (Shane Spencer) ridiculous. No one hits home runs like that. I'm telling you, man, it's ridiculous. — Derek Jeter

Much commented on. I have three new hoods to match, which — Philippa Gregory

Christianity isn't moving people's lives today. What's moving people's lives is the stock market and the baseball scores. What are people excited about? It's a totally materialistic level that has taken over the world. There isn't even an ideal that anybody's fighting for. — Joseph Campbell

things you bone, end up boning you — Josh Stern

Chris Pittaro is the best rookie I've had in 15 years. — Sparky Anderson

I've been too productive for too long, and despite what anybody wants to strip away from me, I am influential. I am. — Billy Corgan

I grew up walking out with no music. I wish I had the bottle to dance on but I can't dance. — John Higgins

The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana. — Lance Manion

Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio ... The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me ... Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair. — Celia Rivenbark

Beauty fades. But love? Love is a fire that needs sex to be burning strong. What good is a man who doesn't own a match to light your fire?" I — J.C. Reed

In junior high P.E., I was way too shy to take a shower in front of the other kids. It was a horribly awkward time - body hair, odors ... So I'd go from my sweaty shirt back into my regular clothes and have to continue the day. — Will Ferrell