Brainyquote Funny Quotes & Sayings

Wisdom never kicks at the iron walls it can't bring down. — Olive Schreiner

You can tell he's mexican because of his chinese eyes. — Madeline Downs

Of inference, all are capable; of judgment, only a few. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Do you suppose we can take that as evidence? We could cut out the sections."
Jonas snorted, "You can try taking a saw to that house, but personally, I'm not about to get anywhere near it with anything resembling a weapon. — Christine Feehan

I smiled a little. She was like a kitten with a really big roar. I know you aren't. — Cambria Hebert

I try to find more interesting material with each project I do. — Douglas Booth

There's no such thing as 'epic love'. But there is such a thing as 'epically bad decisions based on something believed to be love, but is most likely lust. — Brodi Ashton

He who lives according to the guidance of reason strives as much as possible to repay the hatred, anger, or contempt of others towards himself with love or generosity ... hatred is increased by reciprocal hatred, and, on the other hand, can be extinguished by love, so that hatred passes into love. — Baruch Spinoza

You'll be thinking of me, won't you, baby. — J. Kenner

How are you going to kiss a girl if you won't share her ice cream? p.203 The Rosie Project — Graeme Simsion

Everyone's terrified of being mediocre. Everyone wants to be special. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

The musket, always a muzzleloader, took minutes to reload; an archer could aim and fire up to a dozen arrows in a minute. Muskets required continual cleaning and repair; bows were quickly made and easily maintained. — Edmund Morgan

Losers spend time explaining why they lost. Losers spend their lives thinking about what they're going to do. They rarely enjoy doing what they're doing. — Eric Berne