Brainless Funny Quotes & Sayings

It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money. — Joe E. Lewis

Once you accept the power of spine in the creative act, you will become much more efficient in your creativity. You will still get lost on occasion, but having a spine will anchor you. — Twyla Tharp

I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor.
-from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend. — J.L. Langley

Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet ... Ew, did you ... ?"
"Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless. — Molly Harper

Ever since I was a kid, this was all I wanted to do. I've wanted to do music. I wanted to sing. It's all I know. — Bruno Mars

For Christians ... an unreflective faith is not possible if we take seriously the injunction to love God with the mind as well as the heart and soul. — Delwin Brown

That which we are, we are, and if we are ever to be any better, now is the time to begin. — Alfred Lord Tennyson

She has tender feet, for she walks not on the hard earth, but treads on the heads of men — Arthur Schopenhauer

A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired. — T.H. White

I've known people who have not mastered their tools who are good programmers, but not a tool master who remained a mediocre programmer. — Kent Beck

The creation of the spiritual was no accident. It was a creation born of necessity, so that the slave might more adequately adjust himself to the conditions of the New World. — Benjamin E. Mays

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

He'd use this opportunity to impress Rick and show him that he did, in fact, have more to offer than just being a sexy skanktart. To show that he wasn't just a brainless bimfoon, that's when a bimbo breeds with a buffoon, resulting in a true, hot mess. — Kyle Adams