Brailler For Toddlers Quotes & Sayings

The night in question, I had put aside my perpetual lavatory read, The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, because of all the manuscripts (inedible green tomatoes) submitted to Cavendish-Redux, my new stable of champions. I suppose it was about eleven o'clock when I heard my front door being interfered with. Skinhead munchkins mug-or-treating?
Cherry knockers? The wind?
Next thing I knew, the door flew in off its ruddy hinges! I was thinking al-Queda, I was thinking ball lightning, but no. Down the hallway tramped what seemed like an entire rugby team, though the intruders numbered only three. (You'll notice, I am always attacked in threes.) "Timothy," pronounced the gargoyliest, "Cavendish, I presume. Caught with your cacks down."
"My business hours are eleven to two, gentlemen," Bogart would have said, "with a three-hour break for lunch. Kindly leave." All I could do was blurt, "Oy! My door! My ruddy door! — David Mitchell

It is sexual energy which governs the structure of human feeling and thinking. — Wilhelm Reich

I never look at it like I'm wasting money when I'm buying gold. — Big Sean

My heart was a desert You planted a seed And this is the flower This hour of sweet fulfillment — Leo Robin

Seek to create change in your life not because something is 'wrong' ? but because it no longer makes an accurate statement of 'who you are'. — Neale Donald Walsch

I used to not listen that much, but I've really learnt to listen to other people and to really listen to what they're saying. I've found, especially being on a film set, people have so many different stories; if you just listen, you can pick up so much stuff. I try to listen as much as I can. — William Moseley

So this is what I get for reading too many books I suppose. — J.C. Morrows

We all of us have less time than we think, Ed. — David Mitchell