Boxing Day Jokes Quotes & Sayings

Never let them know your next move. — The Notorious B.I.G.

Hillary Clinton is unworthy of being the President of the United States; she has done nothing important that is good — Dennis Prager

I have always admired the ability to bite off more than one can chew and then chew it. — William C. DeMille

Rising in Triumph, just like the phoenix — Loretta Livingstone

What hands are here? ha! they pluck out mine eyes! Will all great Neptune's ocean wash this blood clean from my hand? No; this my hand will rather the multitudinous seas incarnadine, making the green one red." "My hands are of your colour; but I shame to wear a heart so white. A little water clears us of this deed: How easy it is then! Your constancy hath left you unattended. — William Shakespeare

In the long run, the fall of one civilization is very much like the fall of another. Only the land remains. — Morgan Llywelyn

If God is not sending earthquakes, destroying economies and inflicting pain upon human beings, what is God doing? God works through people, calling them to help their neighbors in need. God comforts His people, walking with them even 'through the valley of the shadow of death.' — Adam Hamilton

Many wild foods have their charms, but the dearest one to my heart - my favorite fruit in the whole world - is the thimbleberry. Imagine the sweetest strawberry you've ever tasted, crossed with the tartest raspberry you've ever eaten. Give in the texture of silk velvet and make it melt to sweet juice the moment it hints your tongue. Shape it like the age-old sewing accessory that gives the fruit its name, and make it just big enough to cup a dainty fingertip. That delicious jewel of a fruit is a thimbleberry. They're too fragile to ship and too perishable to store, so they are one of those few precious things in life that can't be commoditized, and for me they always symbolize the essence of grabbing joy while I can. When it rains in thimbleberry season, the delicate berries get so damp that even the gentlest pressure crushes them, so instead of bringing them home as mush, I lick each one of my fingers as soon as it is picked. These sweet berries are treasure beyond price... — Sarah A. Chrisman

For most of human history, we could only watch, like bystanders, the beautiful dance of Nature. But today, we are on the cusp of an epoch-making transition, from being passive observers of Nature to being active choreographers of Nature. The Age of Discovery in science is coming to a close, opening up an Age of Mastery. — Michio Kaku

I grew up with boys of all kinds - I have two brothers, and I was in a bagpipe band for several years. — Maggie Stiefvater

I don't think that there's much hiding that actors can do. If you're doing good work, you're showing a part of yourself to someone. — Kristen Stewart

It's television, after all. No one is dead, even when they die. — Chris Campanioni

The curse of having young people about the house was that they were always so redolent of possibility. — Anna Quindlen

You need to play to win. But you also need to win ... to play. — Michael Scott