Botany Funny Quotes & Sayings

We often do not know ourselves the grounds On which we act, though plain to others. — Bertolt Brecht

God was in the business of bringing blessings out of unexpected circumstances, but Lucy didn't want this twist to her life. ... but didn't God ask the seemingly impossible at times? — Colleen Coble

There is a particular hapiness in giving a man whom you like very much, good food that you have cooked yourself. — Karen Blixen

Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else, and hope for the best. — Erma Bombeck

Mark, some answers to your earlier questions:
No, we will not tell our Botany Team to "Go fuck themselves."
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The data transfer rate just isn't enough for the size of music files, even in compressed formats. So your request for "Anything, oh god, ANYTHING but Disco" is denied. Enjoy your boogie fever. — Andy Weir

Like, what's wrong with being like other girls? — Robin Benway