Boss And Employee Funny Quotes & Sayings

Sheftu," she whispered, "it's all over."
"Nay, little one. It's just beginning. Many things are beginning. — Eloise Jarvis McGraw

I will give no deadly medicine to any one if asked, nor suggest any such counsel; and in like manner I will not give to a woman a pessary to produce abortion. — Hippocrates

She who succeeds in gaining the mastery of the bicycle will gain the mastery of life. — Susan B. Anthony

There are a lot of people like me, people who need books the way they need air. — Richard Marek

Innovation is the only way to win. — Steve Jobs

The problem with interest rates are that you are not modeling a single number, you are modeling a whole term structure, so it is a sort of different type of problem. — John Hull

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled. — Will Cuppy

God made certain people to play football. He was one of them. — Joe Gibbs

He won't stop staring.
"What?" I ask.
"How much do you weigh?"
"Wow. Is that how you talk to every girl you meet? That explains so much."
"I'm about one hundred seventy-five pounds," he says. "Of muscle."
I stare at him. "Would you like an award?"
"Well, well, well," he says, cocking his head, the barest hint of a smile flickering across his face. "Look who's the smart-ass now."
"I think you're rubbing off on me," I say. — Tahereh Mafi

There is sometimes only a very fine line between deliberation and procrastination. — Paul Allen Walker

There is nothing more foolish, nothing more given to outrage than a useless mob. — Herodotus

Even convicts, with whom I have spent some time, are not won over in any other way. Whenever I happened to speak sharply to them, I spoiled everything; on the contrary, when I praised them for their resignation and sympathized with them in their sufferings; when I told them they were fortunate to have their purgatory in this world, when I kissed their chains, showed compassion for their distress, and expressed sorrow for their misfortune, it was then that they listened to me, gave glory to God, and opened themselves to salvation. — Vincent De Paul