Boris Johnson Stupidest Quotes & Sayings

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette — Josh Stern

I don't like this, not one bit. I don't have many morals, but the ones I do have are not happy. — Abigail Roux

I've said this before, that, when you're in school and you're the class clown, men are really good at making fun at other people and women are really good at making fun of themselves. — Amy Poehler

I'm still very critical of myself, but I've learned to deal with it. You know that every at-bat is important, but it's not life and death. — Troy Glaus

It's childish, but it still gives me great pleasure to see high-res pictures everyone told me would be impossible. — Stefan Hell

Make no mistake, little human. You are under my protection now, and I protect what is mine. — Danielle Monsch

Almost overnight, Albert Pinkham had gone from being barely able to keep his head above water to walking on the stuff. — Cathie Pelletier