Quotes & Sayings About Boring Saturday Nights

If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us since sex itself - and with the longest punch line. — Robert Patrick

He tried to kill himself in grade ten, when a kid who still had his mom and dad had the audacity to tell him 'Get over it'. As if depression is something that can be remedied by any of the contents in a first aid-kit. — Shane L. Koyczan

What is it about hairdressers? You tell them 'not too short' and some part of their hairdresser brain hears this as 'whack the shit out of it.' If you never say, 'not too short,' everything is fine. You say it, & it's a guarantee you'll come out ready for the military> — Deb Caletti

If you ask, "Am I my brother's keeper?" The answer is, "You are. — William Randolph Hearst

If you've got red hair, try washing it in cranberry juice. And, if you're blonde, a champagne rinse can work wonders. — Nicole Kidman

Fortunate are those who are trusted more by others than by themselves;
Blessed are those who trust others more than they trust themselves. — Ashish Jaiswal

One final insight about prioritizing involves getting disciplined about what you don't put on the stage. This means not thinking when you don't have to, becoming disciplined about not paying attention to non-urgent tasks unless, or until, it's truly essential that you do. — David Rock

When any prevailing prejudice is attacked, the wise will consider, and leave the narrow-minded to rail with thoughtless vehemence at innovation. — Mary Wollstonecraft