Bored Panda Life Quotes & Sayings

What are you so pleased about?"
"I only drink a little at a time, like half a cup ever four or five months, to maintain my current age. Half a cup has a mild laxative effect."
"What kind of effect?"
"Laxative. It means it loosens the bowels."
"Half a cup has ... But you just had me drink a whole pot!"
"That's why I brought you the shovel ... — Kevin Hearne

Life is too short to dance with ugly men — Christina Dodd

J.K. Rowling said Bellatrix's role was going to be significant in the last one, when I showed some reluctance in playing a tiny bit part. Up front, they said, 'You're very significant in the last one.' But significant could mean a lot of things. That could just mean a significant plot point. Doesn't necessarily equal big part. — Helena Bonham Carter

Golf and dating don't mix. — Larry David

Toppling face first into a neat, fresh pile of Danny the carthorse's nuggets. — Andrew Peterson

Being insulted offers you an opportunity to practice decency and having a non-response internally. — Bryant McGill

My mother features quite heavily in a lot of my songs. — Colin Hay

The reality is the cap-and-trade legislation offered by the Democrats amounts to an economic declaration of war on the Midwest by liberals on Capitol Hill. — Mike Pence