Borderlands Claptrap Funny Quotes & Sayings

If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard! — Shawn Michaels

Books should be full of stuff you could never say to people in public. — Alain De Botton

The locale does not determine the dress code; the host does. — Russell Smith

I just happen to think people are better off doing something they actually like. — Leonardo DiCaprio

You making haste haste on decay ... — Robinson Jeffers

What is the gospel itself but a merciful moderation, in which Christ's obedience is esteemed ours, and our sins laid upon him, wherein God, from being a judge, becomes our Father, pardoning our sins and accepting our obedience, though feeble and blemished? We are now brought to heaven under the covenant of grace by a way of love and mercy. — Richard Sibbes

Going through the motions gives you plenty of time to examine the motions. I used to find this interesting. Now it has taken on the taint of meaninglessness. — David Levithan

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. — Billy Sunday

If your body is excited to do something, that's what you should be doing. Or if it really scares you, you should be doing it. — Amy Ryan

When I started out, I wanted to be Billy Joel. The plan was to be a singer-songwriter of that ilk, and, then, I got waylaid - that's probably an unfair way to say it - from being a rock star by the musical theatre stuff, which I love doing. — Jason Robert Brown

Were it only to learn benevolence to humankind, we should be merciful to other creatures. — Plutarch

God, I hope I wear this jersey forever. — Derek Jeter