Bookshelf Headboard Quotes & Sayings

I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television. — Demetri Martin

He spent the next two days in careful, decisive preparation efficiently conducted around his day job. The three imperatives of his mission were embedded in every action he performed: (1) keep it simple; (2) provide for every contingency; and (3) never panic no matter how much your plan goes awry, which it occasionally did. However, if there were a fourth rule, it would have to be: exploit the fact that most people are fools when it comes to things that actually matter, like their own survival. He had never suffered from that shortcoming. — David Baldacci

Sometimes I feel like a Buddhist and I need to chant; sometimes a Baptist and I need to holler and shout; and sometimes I need to be a Catholic and need to purge my sins and confess. It just depends on where I am. — Jill Scott

Those of you who come in with me now will receive a big piece of the pie. Those of you who delay, and commit yourselves later, will receive a smaller piece of pie. Those of you who don't come in at all will receive - Good Government! — Huey Long

One man pretends to be rich, yet has nothing; another pretends to be poor, yet has great wealth. — Solomon

One has to set high standards ... I can never be happy with mediocre performance. — Patrice Motsepe

You shouldn't speak until you know what you're talking about. That's why I get uncomfortable with interviews. Reporters ask me what I feel China should do about Tibet. Who cares what I think China should do? I'm a fucking actor! They hand me a script. I act. I'm here for entertainment. Basically, when you whittle everything away, I'm a grown man who puts on makeup. — Brad Pitt

the Supreme Alpha Male it's my duty to protect them, so I created this island — Curvy Love Publishing

Abilene possessed greater vision, perhaps because it possessed little else. — H.W. Brands